EXCUSES


Someone spiked your drink, 
You were feeling sick before. 
That curry we had earlier, 
I think that meat was raw. 

Where were you last night ?
I thought you meant today. 
You waited there for an hour and a half, 
I wasn't born yesterday. 

 Don't give me your excuses. 

It was my long lost cousin, 
I was just saying goodbye. 
Your phones been out of order, 
Honestly, I really tried ! 

I caught it off a toilet seat, 
I mean I think its hereditary. 
Well if you think I believe that shit, 
You've got a small opinion of me. 

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